THEME



shirobuns:

gassbung:

ancient japanese proverb:

if his hair is white or gray

bet your ass he’s hella gay

And dead




coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.




"You wrecked me and
I apologized."
- Never again. (via bridgetoteranarnia)



noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 




kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON

kawahbunga:

theonlystefers:

hit her with the reverse card

SON




ericscissorhands:

"He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby become a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee."




robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 




stability:

its weird how different your life could be if people found you more or less attractive




"could be gayer"
- a review (via hauntter)



lanashiftdelrey:

seeing someone hit on your crush

image




surprisebitch:

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

the hidden agenda

surprisebitch:

dubstepfordads:

helping my little brother with his wordsearch and found this shit

the hidden agenda




loliphilosophy:

time to watch anime to fill the void in my life




me with my American friend part 2

lucuha:

me: hey American friend i bought this football for you

American friend: *stops playing the banjo and cleaning their guns and drinking their soda* Oh y’all know me too well I love them good ol’ sports hell yeah